http://emailjokes.ouc1.com The best of the worst jokes received in email messages Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:15:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Young Pilot A young pilot for Philippine Airlines wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. On his first nighttime approach to an airfield, instead of making any official requests to the tower, he asked, "Guess who?" In response, the controller quickly switched the field lights off ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/flying-the-friendly-skies/ Rectum Stretcher Bob, a lawyer, was driving home after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding a little... As he was crossing a bridge, a cop jumped out, ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/i-didnt-fix-em-i-rectum/ There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone (I guess she didn't like reading email jokes), because he ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/voodoo-dick/ A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. In fact, she spent all of her free time on her computer, reading email jokes. She was afraid she might have something physically or mentally wrong with her, ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/ed-zachary-disease/ Coffee A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/food-misconceptions/ My name is Frank and recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous Celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, mostly because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/the-chili-contest/ A Modern Fairy Tale One day, a young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint "help me, help me." She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a little green frog trapped under a log. The ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/silly-frog-stories/ I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally went ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/little-sister/ A homeless wino passes out in the street next to a gay bar. That night, one of the bar's patrons leaves the bar and sees the homeless wino asleep on the street. He rolls the homeless wino over, has his way with him and slips a $10 bill in his ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/homeless-wino/ A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their secret meetings, she confided in him that she was three months pregnant. After his initial anger subsided, he told her his plan. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, ... http://emailjokes.ouc1.com/spaghetti/