Email Jokes

Voodoo Dick

There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone (I guess she didn't like reading email jokes), because he didn't much like the idea [...]

Little Sister

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me… it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally went bra-less. She would regularly bend [...]

Traveling in Florida

When I was traveling in Florida and parked at a gas station, I saw this woman attempting to put gas in her car. She had a whole car load of screaming kids. She kept saying "Please calm down. I'll take you home in a minute for supper." She was obviously very flustered.
I was in between [...]