The Chili Contest
My name is Frank and recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous Celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, mostly because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at [...]
Hot Buttered Corn
Two hobos were walking down a farm road, and passing a farmhouse, when one of them spotted two pies cooling on an open window sill.
The first hobo says to the second, "I'm gonna go ask to see if we can get one of those pies. You wait here, okay?" The second hobo nods and waits [...]