The Chili Contest
My name is Frank and recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous Celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, mostly because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at [...]
Traveling in Florida
When I was traveling in Florida and parked at a gas station, I saw this woman attempting to put gas in her car. She had a whole car load of screaming kids. She kept saying "Please calm down. I'll take you home in a minute for supper." She was obviously very flustered.
I was in between [...]